And I get a text informing me that the mighty boosh are drinking in my local… with my girlfriend! What a bugger. Apparently Noel FIelding is like a “surprisingly ugly circus freak type creature”

I was at a wedding party where the DJ accidentally introduces the first dance with “this is for the bride and groom, congratulations lads….”

That’s what happens when you DJ at too many rugby clubs in a teeny tiny northern industrial town.