Just...one more thing...

In One Ear And Out the Analog

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I think I’m going to invent a new craze, the new “planking” (but not for wankers) I went for a run today and used a GPS thingy on my iPhone thingy to track the route thingy. It went well. At mile 2 it struck me that the map route could potentially be a canvas to draw a picture. 

I liked the the idea that my run would be the birth of a giant digital scribble only viewable to me and you. Naturally, I tried to draw a big penis. You can see from the picture, that this new craze needs some work. To complete a full shape would have needed a quick run down the M62 during Christmas rush hour, and my dedication didn’t stretch that far.

I think we should try and collect a Tony Hart style gallery with all sorts of GPS art. Art with your feet. Feet art, “Fart”…..yes…let’s call it Fart. That will work. Not only is that a funny name but you can say sentences like “Ohhh I just went for a 7 mile run and did a Fart in the shape of a frog”. Now you would be the FIRST person to say that sentence in the history of the world, who wouldn’t want that? Merry Christmas.

I think I’m going to invent a new craze, the new “planking” (but not for wankers) I went for a run today and used a GPS thingy on my iPhone thingy to track the route thingy. It went well. At mile 2 it struck me that the map route could potentially be a canvas to draw a picture.

I liked the the idea that my run would be the birth of a giant digital scribble only viewable to me and you. Naturally, I tried to draw a big penis. You can see from the picture, that this new craze needs some work. To complete a full shape would have needed a quick run down the M62 during Christmas rush hour, and my dedication didn’t stretch that far.

I think we should try and collect a Tony Hart style gallery with all sorts of GPS art. Art with your feet. Feet art, “Fart”…..yes…let’s call it Fart. That will work. Not only is that a funny name but you can say sentences like “Ohhh I just went for a 7 mile run and did a Fart in the shape of a frog”. Now you would be the FIRST person to say that sentence in the history of the world, who wouldn’t want that? Merry Christmas.

  1. justonemorething posted this