Notes &
*Said in masterchef voice-over voice*
“Neil has cooked up a glazed blog post which roasts the ridiculous face-pulling of Masterchef Judges marinated in a strange vibe like they’ve not been to the toilet for 12 hours and a side of delicious anger towards those smarmy, podge faced critics. But is this enough for him to reach the quarter final?”
CUT TO INTERVIEW SOUNDBITE FROM NEIL
*Neil sat on the sofa with a chefs hat flicking the V’s with a spoon hanging off his nose*
