I hate having my photo taken. But for some reason I suggested that’s EXACTLY what Kate and I do for a wedding invitation. We could’v gone down the fancy embossed lettering and the swishy quilted paper (or is that toilet paper?) but really that’s just not us. Our wedding is pretty much just a big party, so we decided to do something simple and informal. We set up my camera on a table, put it on timer and just pissed about for half an hour.
Luckily, it turned out ok so we made it into an invitation. The finished product is below, but there were plenty of crappy ones left over. I thought i’d put them all together to show how much I really don’t like having my photo taken. I’m also quite fat there, which I’m not anymore.

Solo Sushi in St Pancras….missed my bloody train (Taken with instagram)
Apart from doing completely pointless posts here, I also run a business, and I got asked to do an interview about this business, and talk about the industry and stuff-wot-i-think-about-it. There’s even a cheesy photo of me in there too.
Warning: It’s not very funny, but if you’re interested in digital marketing with video, then it might just be the best-fing-ever.
Working like a weekend warrior on a film being screened in Sweden on Monday. No pressure. (Taken with instagram)
Kate’s Vocabulary Update…
Normal Person: “Pass the tray so I can put the coffee on it”
Kate: “Pass the zebra-thing so I can put the coffee on it.”
First thing I see in a morning. This cute little stinkbag lying on my chest. (Taken with instagram)
It appears I’ve “favourited” exactly seven-hundred-and-seventy-seven videos on YouTube.
They’re all here. Some of them are freakin’ corkers.
But if I had to choose one. It would be this one.
It’s not gonna happen Rick.
I think this man’s blog may just be a transcript of my brain. It’s an excellent collection of the teeny tiny things in life that just simply piss you off. I love it.
I think i’ve been secretly trying to write a blog like that for years but keep filling it up with actual stuff-i’m-doing. I’ll never be as full of gripes as this guy though, it’s just perfect as it is.